Withh bestiiee brittanyyy(:

I'mmm att britt'ss houseee.(:
jealous???
you should beee.

la de da de da, WEEE FLYING MONKEES...(wait that's not how you spell it??!?! ahh well...)

yeah, dassabout it...


butttttt.......always remember...never forget...



I LOVEESS MEE SOMEE PIEEE(:

( and voilence is alllwayyssss theeeh answerrr.(: )

FRENCH FRY PIE BONANZA

*megan lizzi rachel and Paul arrive at peters pie palace*
Peter Pie: Hello kids were going to have a pie bonanza!
Megan: But you only have those when you introduse a new pie
Peter Pie: I know were having a french fry pie bonanza!!!!!
Paul: YESS ALL MY WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!
Rachel: What are you talking about you crazytatertotbabygoulashgumbalmaker
Paul: French fries and pieee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizzi: Paul idk if youve realized but your nose is abnormally shaped like really you need to go see a specialist!
Paul: Shut up! * steals megan pocket mirror and clances at nose*
Lizzi: Ok peter well be there!!.....only if we get some free pie!!!!!!!!*hey look a shiny doorhandle*
Peter Pie: Hey!!! Anything for my best customers!!!!!Rachel: Yay!!!*they leave the pie shop to go home and get ready for the bonanza*
Megan: Hmmm...Hey guys idk what to wear!!! I was thinking mt buffalo wings ahat with the ranch dressing out fit?
Lizzi: ITS GENIUS!!!!!
Paul: Wow liz...you're almost to stupid to function.
rachel: ARRGGH! Just pick sumthin to wear and lets get on with our lives!!
**ring ring ring ring**
Megan: Hello? Uh uh HM i see OK well be there soon bye **clicks**
EVERYONE: WELL WHO WAS IT?!
Megan: It was peter, the bonanza starts on 5 minutes!
Lizzi: It takes us 10 to get downtown for the bonanza...were never gonna make it!!))):
Paul: Dont be so shure! I have a wild cheetah in my backyard we can take!
Rachel: Is it tabed?
Paul: HAHAHA NO its compleatly dangerous.
Rachel: Ok i guess well have to wear helmets lets goooooooooooo!
**arriveing at he french fry pie bonanaza**
Paul: Free pieeee!!!!!!!!!
**Megan wins the award for pie queen and everyone basks in her awsomeness that you cannot deny***


THE ENNNNDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!((((:

10 MAJOR PET PEEVES!!!

10) Evil tater tots that want to take over my left femur.

9) Caleb Riley.

8) Tomatoes.

7) High school musical 1, 2 and 3!!!!

6) Autumn...ugh what a whore.

5) Paul...gay person whose in love with me

4) Poser/ Wannabe/ Immatator stupid emo people...you try too french toastin hard!!

3) Physcotic bananas that want to take over my hard drive to do thier evil bidding and complete thier akward collection of troll dolls!!!):<

2) People that are skanky/hookers/belong on e. main downtown on a street corner.

1) MAKING LISTS THIER SO LISTFUL!!!(MABEY I SHOULDNT BE CONTINUING)

A little song called Under my skin

"Under my Skin"

I drift away to a placeAnother kind of life.Take away the painI create my paradise.Everything I've held Has hit the wall What used to be yours Isn't yours at all.Falling apart, and all that I'm asking Is it a crime, am I overreacting Oh, he's under my skin Just give me something to get rid of him I've got a reason now to bury this aliveAnother little white lie.So what you had didn't fit Among the pretty things Never fear, never fear I now know where you've been.Braids have been un-tied As ribbons fall away Leave the consequence But my tears you'll taste.Falling apart and all that I question.Is this a dream or is this my lesson?

Oh, he's under my skin Just give me something to get rid of him I've got a reason now to bury this alive Another little white lie...I don't believe I'll be alright...I don't believe I'll be OK...I don't believe how you've thrown me away...I do believe you didn't try I do blame you for every lie When I look in your eyes, I don't see mine Oh, he's under my skin Just give me something to get rid of him.I've got a reason now to bury this alive...Another little white lie

(this is my fav part!!!)

Oh my permission to sin. You might have started my reckoning!!! I've got a reason now to bury him alive.Another little white lie...

*TELL ME WHAT YOU THINKKK*

I recorded myself singing it. it is approxametly 2:47

Megan, Maddie, Lizzi and the Sparkly YoYo!!!

Megan: Hey madison...lets go to the mall
Madison: Ok lets gooooooo
*arriving at thier favorite store in the mall*
Madison:...Sooo what do you wanna do?
Megan: Lets try on clothes *bolts to the dressing room*
Madison: Are you thinking what im thinking?
Megan:....OHHH YEEEAHHH
Both: MOVIE MONTAGE AHHAYHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
*music starts playing and the girls start trying on clothes in an akward motion*!!!!
Megan:Ahhh that was fun....Hey lets go to the flying monkeys pet store
Madison: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*entering the flying monkeys pet store megan leans against a wall and flys backwards into a creepy tourchure chamber revealing her friend lizzi being tourchured by evil monkeys!
Lizzi: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEGAN HELLLPP MEEEEEEE
*megan gets captured by crazy flying monkeys and they hang her by her thumbs and start tickling her sides*
Megan: HELPPP!!!!!! AHHHHHHH HAHAHHAAAAAAHAHHAA HELP
Madison: Megan?....Megan where are you? megan *revealing madison lost in the pet store she leans against the wall and falls in to the chamber*
Megan and Lizzi: HELPPP USSSSS!!! AHHHHHHHH
Madison: Hurry lizzi give me your sparkly yoyo
*Lizzi gives madison the yoyo* *Madison takes the yoyo and hits the monkey leader in the face then runsss to get help*
Madison at bob's house: Bob megan and lizzi got captured by evil monkeys and they need help...*bob grabs his hot pink flowery numchucks and they arrive at the pet store*
Megan and Lizzi: HELPPPP BOB HELLPPPP
*Bob whacks 3 of the monkeys with his numchucks and frees the girls*
Lizzi: Madison hurry give me my sparkly yoyo ...quick!
*madison....lizzi catches it and BLABLAAAMMMM!!!!! She whacks the leader capatian cuddlemuffincheezballbluberryunderwear*
Everyone: Ahhhhh were free!
Lizzi: Oh bob will you be my squishedbananateddygibberishmuffin
Bob: I will...only if youll be my elephantcheezballdezklamppumpkinhoneypair of socks
Lizz and Bob: I LOVEEE YOU!
Megan and madison: Oh jeez

~*THE END*~

Lets Talk about That homo Miley Cyrus!

MILEY!...NO ONE LIKES YOU...YOU...ARE A SLUT
REASONS WHY MILEY IS STOOOPID AND JUST...JUST TERRIBLE
(1)...You try too hard
(2)...You posed naked for nick jonas
(3)...You just need to be yourself
(4)...You're only 16 and you talk to 11 year olds like thier babies
Hello!...Newsflash...No one wants to hear your pom-pom waving wannabe lozer poser homo teeny bopper bullshark!Ok first you start all adoreable and tennyish ok...compleatly normal for younger audiences...then a 3D hobo/homo tour and then older more mature then a stoopid movie where the first thing out of your mouth is 'omg...that cowboys hot!!!'seriously just pick being miley and get out of our lives!!! im soo sick of hearing about how much all theese little girls look up to you! Yeah...you're a lovely role model...hmmm shall we recall the vanity fair, naked pic to nick jonas (no wonder he dumped you), your change in style. Serously...you sicken me!...Youre the one who says 'be yourself, go for it' then why did you make up an alter ego...a friggin physkitzo is what u are......friggin physkitzo

The emo song!

E...Is for emotional ruins everybodys day
M...Is for misreble peopleeee
O...Is for on the dark side
Cuz we have some fresh Cookies...Cookies!

Hey look...A PENNY!

So...one day i was with my friend lindsay...we were walking through her neighborhood. I saw a penny on the ground so i picked it up and lindsay screamed just to scare me.She scared me half to death! So jumped and i fell over (cuz i was trying to pick up a penny) and i was like ugh...i lost the penny.So we went to her house (cuz i was sleeping over) and the very next day...I FOUND THE PENNY!!!!!!!!That was a happy day for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...And Mr.Lincon :)

Blehhhhhh Im sooo boreddd

So...caitlyns at my house...
She wont stop talking about this guy named shay
It's so cute! They met over texting
They seem to really like each other :)
Sadly...caitlyn dosent think they'll ever get the chance to meet :(
Some stupid girl texted shay and caitlyn pretending to be me
Ughhh...Elaine your such a homo...i hope your reading this!
I wish they could meet...it would make her so happy!
Shay this Shay that hes all she talks about now!....but its sooo adoreable :)

So theres this guy...

And hes totally amazing!
I feel like i can talk to him about anything...
Im not one of those girls who just blurts out who she likes
He makes me happy when im sad...
Hes one of those guys who never gets mad
Well...Hes alot like me
Hes totally cool
He can make me laugh when i feel like im about to cry
Ive known him for a long time
I.L.Y. <3