FRENCH FRY PIE BONANZA

*megan lizzi rachel and Paul arrive at peters pie palace*
Peter Pie: Hello kids were going to have a pie bonanza!
Megan: But you only have those when you introduse a new pie
Peter Pie: I know were having a french fry pie bonanza!!!!!
Paul: YESS ALL MY WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!
Rachel: What are you talking about you crazytatertotbabygoulashgumbalmaker
Paul: French fries and pieee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizzi: Paul idk if youve realized but your nose is abnormally shaped like really you need to go see a specialist!
Paul: Shut up! * steals megan pocket mirror and clances at nose*
Lizzi: Ok peter well be there!!.....only if we get some free pie!!!!!!!!*hey look a shiny doorhandle*
Peter Pie: Hey!!! Anything for my best customers!!!!!Rachel: Yay!!!*they leave the pie shop to go home and get ready for the bonanza*
Megan: Hmmm...Hey guys idk what to wear!!! I was thinking mt buffalo wings ahat with the ranch dressing out fit?
Lizzi: ITS GENIUS!!!!!
Paul: Wow liz...you're almost to stupid to function.
rachel: ARRGGH! Just pick sumthin to wear and lets get on with our lives!!
**ring ring ring ring**
Megan: Hello? Uh uh HM i see OK well be there soon bye **clicks**
EVERYONE: WELL WHO WAS IT?!
Megan: It was peter, the bonanza starts on 5 minutes!
Lizzi: It takes us 10 to get downtown for the bonanza...were never gonna make it!!))):
Paul: Dont be so shure! I have a wild cheetah in my backyard we can take!
Rachel: Is it tabed?
Paul: HAHAHA NO its compleatly dangerous.
Rachel: Ok i guess well have to wear helmets lets goooooooooooo!
**arriveing at he french fry pie bonanaza**
Paul: Free pieeee!!!!!!!!!
**Megan wins the award for pie queen and everyone basks in her awsomeness that you cannot deny***


THE ENNNNDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!((((:

10 MAJOR PET PEEVES!!!

10) Evil tater tots that want to take over my left femur.

9) Caleb Riley.

8) Tomatoes.

7) High school musical 1, 2 and 3!!!!

6) Autumn...ugh what a whore.

5) Paul...gay person whose in love with me

4) Poser/ Wannabe/ Immatator stupid emo people...you try too french toastin hard!!

3) Physcotic bananas that want to take over my hard drive to do thier evil bidding and complete thier akward collection of troll dolls!!!):<

2) People that are skanky/hookers/belong on e. main downtown on a street corner.

1) MAKING LISTS THIER SO LISTFUL!!!(MABEY I SHOULDNT BE CONTINUING)